More quotes

i said i would post a list of the greatest quotes ever...i don't know where a lot of them came from...sorry.

"There's nothing wrong with being a loser; it just depends on how good you are at it." --Billie Joe Armstrong

"it's fun until someone gets hurt--then it's just hilarious."
"I sound like an Englishman inmpersonating an American impersonating an Englishman."
"All of my religious beliefs are based on Star Wars."
"I don't understand what you just said, so i'll just talk about chickens...."
"The man who smiles when things go wrong has just thought of someone to blame it on."
"Never take life seriously. No one gets out of it alive anyways."
"Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work hard for it. Now be quiet, they're about to announce the winning lottery numbers!" --Homer Simpson
"You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson here is 'never try'."
"When i was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action; they rented out my room."
"The only reason people get lost in throught is because it's unfamiliar territory."
"Duct tape is like the force. It has a dark side, a light side, and it holds the world together."
"Everyone has a phtographic memory; some just don't have the film."
"There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot."
"There are some things worse than death; have you ever spent the night with an insurance salseman?"
"The statistics on sanity is that one out of every four Americans is suffering from a mental illness. Look at your three friends. if they're ok, then it's you."
"If it weren't for electricity, we'd all be watching TV by candlelight."
"I know that you believe you understand what you think i said, but i'm not sure you realize what you heard is not what i meant."
"I am so clever sometimes i don't understand a word i'm saying."