Z's Conjecture

Hey this is Zeeria here. you are reading Z's conjecture...this is where I list all the things that i think are wrong with the world.......for one...CHILLER!! that channel is NOT scary..really. For two...why are people afraid of snakes?? they are AWESOME! they have the most LOVERLY eyebrows!! don't yu think????? annnnndddcdd......(if you hadn't noticed by now i am REALLY hyper..) oh and Incognito is choking on air at the moment.......great right? spit and air together are a deadly mix......................it's true..! 6th grade editor has recently knocked a tree over in our library in a fit of rage...oh and for those that don't know..we live in Greenville Maine, Italy. yes that's right and we live in a HUGE mansion with a moat..with alligators.....and the water is imported form the Amazon.........really. But i digress.

any way i think i'll just give you a list of things that tick me off...

1) Robert Pattinson fans ....honestly..he's not that great

2) Aeropostale...i mean really! who can pronounce that name???

3) pink paper flowers.....no explanation needed

4) carrot cake....i don't care if it's healthy...veggies and desert together is NOT a good idea...

5) *from Incognito* when you see THREE generations of haters in Sam's Club and they start laughing at you for being a quiet and well-behaved emo kid that did nothing to anyone....

well then.....not that i disagree..but..???

6) anyway.....people that say "like" every other word..i think this is something that anyone that can relate to......

7) inside jokes that make no sense

8) people that say MCR is emo...

9) taking two minutes to shelve a book

10) americans in general.....(jk..just the really oblivious ones..)

11) security guards that don't pay attention......okay every day i get dropped off at school by my dad and we sit in the parking lot for about 20 min, we own a jeep Commander with tinted widows and it' s dark blue..(basically it looks like a freakin secret service car) and we stare at the school for 20 MINUTES!! and the security guard never notices.....i mean really! we culd be terrorists or something! what if we tried to kidnap a student??? it'd all be his fault wouldn't it??? YES it wuld..!! back to the list.......

12) High School Musical. i mean really....i know it's a musical but it has no reality whatso ever...!!!

13) (my last one for today) when my parents make a desert for us to eat and then YELL at ME for eating it!! i mean come on! if a brownie is just sitting there on the counter what are yu gunna do? ignore it? NO! your going to eat it! DUH!!!

welll that's it i suppose......till next time!