UHH......

J: my name was created by shakespeare and shakespear's birthday is on my birthday
A: TYPE IN BRENNAN
I: J is on a pregnancy care center!
A: J!!
I: J what have you not told us?
J: gosh they can't write right
*I has spazzing coughing fit*
A: type in Honora
A: they don't have it! do they have Xander?
J: it's greek
A: what is that? what is Adam 12?
J: its that
J: that's his name martin martin martin
J: kent kent kent kent
J: wikipedia wikipedia wikipedia
A: barbie!
J: see? come here!
I: CARRRRLLLL!!!!!! WHY DID YOU EAT HIS HANDS???
A: my aunt, when she had her twins, she decided the first one would be tera and the second one would be teri
A: zero looks yummy KILL BUTTON!!!!!!
I: okay...
J: see look look look come here
A: im up!
J: Kent frederick Ives, my cousin, got on the deans list!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kent McCord and Martin Milner, google them!
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A: guess what i had for breakfast!
J: food
A: guess!
I: soemthine sugary
A: no. its a type of meat
A; what is hamburger made of? what did we decide yesterday? hamburgers not made of ham, its made of pork!
I: its the same thing
A: no its not theres a difference
I: j would you like to hear our conversation now?
J: no
A: pooorkah
I: you no u can stop that
J: no i cant its an advertisment
A: no no no no no!
J: i probably need to look over that thingy
I: Mahlyenki Dyavhol!
J: hey! what? they switched the lyrics! karl, karl karl karl!
I: what are you even looking up?
J: i dunno
A: scares the crasp outta me
I: they say those teenagers scare the living crasp outta me