RAWR

Z: history of australia and its flag
A: hotmail--i mean gmail--isnt cooperating!
J: grrrrr
Z: u said she!
J: no i didnt
J: i think hes got a lot of talent i just dont like his eyeliner and makeup!
Z: so????
I: what IS wrong with guys and eyeliner???
A: hey zeeria, im reading about you. youve been in detention a lot.
J: youre not writing! everybodys talking but your not writing!
A: this is ur mission, should you choose it or not
Z: phhssshshshss noooooo!
Z: okay..so..i need to printthis out...no i dont need color....
I: she doesnt know where the printer is!!!
Z: its in the lab, right?
I: they both are

Death Note

Z: well, i just learned about Death Note today

I: my head itched!

Z: nice...yes that has SO much to do with this conversation!

I: well its what i said?

Z:Porka? what the heck?

I: what did you just say?

Z: no thats not how you spell it look

I:oh... poooorrrkah

Z: do you even put anything in this?

I: no

Z: well you should its prettyprettyprettypretty

I: yes because my bag is so pretty

Z: j wants war, shell have it

*theme music*

FYI

Ok. Just thought i'd say this....you would be correct in saying that we live in Italy. This is true. J is utterly insane and there is a giant unknown fish living in the lake out back. I inherited a mansion from my Uncle Teri. yes i know that's not an Italian name but hey...nobody's perfect.... Anyways, the mansion is somewhere in the Italian countryside not too far from Volterra, which is where Alice goes to school.
J: UD? what is ud?
Z: not asking
J: i'll just read some of these...airplanes! ah some of the gadgets...lol...im SO gonna put this game on here for u I! its a new game for you to play with
I: what is it?? I WANNA PLAY!!! (repeat 18x) its night of 1000 zombies!!! whatever the heck that is...
I: you gonna put it on yet???????
J: yes just a second i haven't saved it yet..NOW you can do it
Z: this isn't gonna end well...

UHH......

J: my name was created by shakespeare and shakespear's birthday is on my birthday
A: TYPE IN BRENNAN
I: J is on a pregnancy care center!
A: J!!
I: J what have you not told us?
J: gosh they can't write right
*I has spazzing coughing fit*
A: type in Honora
A: they don't have it! do they have Xander?
J: it's greek
A: what is that? what is Adam 12?
J: its that
J: that's his name martin martin martin
J: kent kent kent kent
J: wikipedia wikipedia wikipedia
A: barbie!
J: see? come here!
I: CARRRRLLLL!!!!!! WHY DID YOU EAT HIS HANDS???
A: my aunt, when she had her twins, she decided the first one would be tera and the second one would be teri
A: zero looks yummy KILL BUTTON!!!!!!
I: okay...
J: see look look look come here
A: im up!
J: Kent frederick Ives, my cousin, got on the deans list!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kent McCord and Martin Milner, google them!
I:afjklmfugioafnajioarnlfnjlfaiofdsa
A: guess what i had for breakfast!
J: food
A: guess!
I: soemthine sugary
A: no. its a type of meat
A; what is hamburger made of? what did we decide yesterday? hamburgers not made of ham, its made of pork!
I: its the same thing
A: no its not theres a difference
I: j would you like to hear our conversation now?
J: no
A: pooorkah
I: you no u can stop that
J: no i cant its an advertisment
A: no no no no no!
J: i probably need to look over that thingy
I: Mahlyenki Dyavhol!
J: hey! what? they switched the lyrics! karl, karl karl karl!
I: what are you even looking up?
J: i dunno
A: scares the crasp outta me
I: they say those teenagers scare the living crasp outta me

I LOVE POTATOES

J: kiwis r for pottoes
a; no theyr not....butter is for kiwis...she duznt know anything....
I: y8umtivh5jy5eifrt
A; wut duzit say? y divgit du um givt g evert
I: wht was that???
I: come on J say something! take part in our stupid conversation
J: whats our blog adress thing???
A: i no dsher and dancer nd prancer and vixen comet cupid donner and blitzen but do u no th most famous raindeer of all j??? i dont think so its rudolph!
J: did u seriously put that?
A: yeppppahhhhh
J: wow
A: yuppaaaa
J: blogger.com
I: *typing furiously*
A: i am this person and we need a picture cuz i cant say his name what is it?
I: demonio
A: demonio? thats weird i think im just gonna call u ruffles it works...im rufles
J: a i think somebody changed it....let me see...we really need a new pic i had long hair...forward...
A: do a potato!
: u realy need a potato it would look so cool....WHY M I THE MAIN PART OF THIS CONVERSTION?????
I: im typing
A: talk
I:ur scary
A: thank u..tht makes me so hppy
I:i had a dream that i was in prisn for my brithday next week
A: i lovet this story! i lovet this story...
I: yes
*yelling at random kid* I HAD DREAM I WAS IN PRISON FOR MY BIRTHDAY!!!!!
A: and i was there for sneaking into the pentagon!! hi
J: shwonk im taking u off my buddy list!
A: it goes with a grfield comic
J: come here u have to come uz of pictures
I: wht gosh!!!! there like lava lamps
A: we need llama lamps
I: beads for my door jagger cant eat
A:u just lkike jagged my hip
A: we need llama lamps
J: then she sent u nother one...
J: guys i have 246 in my trash
A*tries to lick I*
I: im scared now
J: guys i have 246 in my trash isnt that sad??
A: who is this potatoes you speak of? do i no him?
I: j is in love with a guy named potatoes!
J: what? potatoes? u culd t least give him a better name...
A: u admit it!
J: of course i admit it
I: Y???
J: becsue now lets find him a better nme
A: im ruffles
I: his name is Igor!
J: his nme is not igor! theres no X .............. make him Dmitri
I: like the Volturi Dmitri?
A: AHAHAHAhA!
J; no
A: think of my sister her name means graceful
.......o.O

DASHBOARD!!!!

Z: i feel scared
I: ??
Z: so...many...small....children....
I: it was ur idea to bring the laptop and cum here
Z: well it wus ur idea to agree with me
I:.........................
Z:all natural cheez has no difference between not natural cheez, theres no difference!! what, are the cows not fed grass? are the fed plastic? makes no diff to me...
I: u wuld feed cows plastic???
Z: thats y u dont own a farm
I: yes i do
Z: do not
I: ya huh
Z:nu uh
I: YEAH HUH
Z: *sticks tongue out*
I: everyone knows werewolves r real
Z: just like dragons and frilled lizards
I: but frilled lizards are real in the known world of science
Z: exactly.
~we are remorseful if we affronted anyone with our nonsense. But that's that. I have a dream, and this is a free country! Just because we don't have a president doesn't mean that we are oppressed. So um...what do we write now? Uh...an eye for an eye makes the whole world blind! ITS TRUE!!! WORKED FOR GHANDI!!!~
I:anyways.....
Z:sigh...what exactlyis num lock?
I: u no.,.its that key....
2121212
(explains to Z)
Z: oooooooooooh
I: yes
Z: we have like 5 minutes before the vampires kick us out....
I: JUST BECAUSE WERE DIFFERENT!
Z: yes.

Review of Nocturnal

Okay, first....when did yu write this??? i have NO recolletion of this!!?? 2, yu may luv luxury cars but you will NEVER own one....at least not any time soon. Any way, Incognito is looking at pics of fish at the mo so she's not really much of a help with this......how bout' you Alice?

Alice: I for one thinks that the luxury cars are AWESOME!!
me: what kind is your fav?
alice: hold on...

This is Incognito and Zeeria in action (for this I will just use the first letter of there names):
I: sea cucumber!
Z: I dare you to type it in
I: i will hang on
Z: o yah! i did it!
I: SORRY!
Z: tales of the cryptids! interesting..kentucky cryptids!
I: KFC!
Z:*gasp* is that choclate? o no its not never mind..thats not a cryptid! incredible cryptids...what is that? AH NO THATS NASTY!! its a mongolian death worm.....
I: o ya i saw that
Z: o thats awsum! its like PSHAAAUUCCHAA! its an owl and its like all puffed out! bananas...wait how do u spell bananas?? bannnas.....
(its a huge pile of bananas in a street)
Z: ohhh banana head! its pretty
I: thats disturbing...
Z: theyr not real bananas
I: what the heck?
Z:GASP thats a lot of bananas! the art of amazement blog
A: flower power
Z: dedicated to the...oh....nuthing fun.... *types flower power*
Z: eweww its like 60s...GASP its pretty! factualism...i have no idea wut tht is! OOOOH!! its like a van!!!!!
I: its a hippy van
Z: this van is better
Z: gift monger .com *types in taco smoothie* something came up!
A: taco smoothie!!
Z: taco smoothie....i wuldnt eat that....
A: ew whats that its green!
Z: babaloo! its blue!..thats not what i think of! ooo its pretty!
I: is that a casino?
Z: yes
A: babaloo beach
Z: save our souls lunch party
A: theres a babaloo beach?
Z: apparently
A: thats not weird
Z: hyper heart!
.........
Z: ARE U SERIOUS>??????
A: it exists!!!!
I: i thught u said that makes sense...
....o.O
A: we found something cool...
I: nice

MY INTERVIEW

Hey y'll!! anyways...my friend Jack is here and he wants to say hi!

Me: so how are u?

Jack: good i guess

me: uhh...do yu have any pets?

jack: yes, two dogs, three cats

me: okay then, what's your fav sport?

Jack: i'd have to say baseball Z

Me: y is that?

Jack: i really have no clue...it just is

Me: Well, then have you ever played it?

Jack: yes...when i was younger..i don't really know exactly when

Me: do yu have siblings??

Jack: yah, one and she's annoying...

Me: what does she do to annoy u?

Jack: she makes me frustrated by turning off my playstation without my permission..

(he just realised i was writing this down.)

Jack: NO! i'm not saying anymore! i don't want this on here.......i'm gunna stop talking now..



any way...that was Jack..he lives down the street from me............in the huge mansion with the moat with Amazonian water.....yahh.....sigh

well peeps.... hm...not much i can say..except for this....blubber oddment and tweak....any one who can tell me what that is from (that does not write on this blog) is going to get to tell me what to write about next! (woooot!) anyway just comment on it or email me...kay?