Snape Snape Severus Snape!
Snape Snape Severus Snape!
Dumbledore!
Snape Snape Severus Snape!
Dumbledore!

Snape Snape Severus Snape!
Dumbledore!
Ron Ron Ron Weasley
Ron Ron Ron Weasley
Hermione

Hermione

Hermione Hermione Hermione

Harry Potter Harry Potter

Harry Potter Harry Potter

Harry Potter Harry Potter

Harry Potter Harry Potter That's me

Snape Harry Snape Harry Snape Harry Snape Harry Snape Harry Snape Harry Snape Harry Snape Harry

Dumbledore!

Herrrrrrrrrmiiiiiione

(All resume song for two measures)

Singing a song at Hogwarts

...

(Click Click Click Click)

Voldemort Voldemort ohh Volde Volde Volde Voldemort 

RAWR

Z: history of australia and its flag
A: hotmail--i mean gmail--isnt cooperating!
J: grrrrr
Z: u said she!
J: no i didnt
J: i think hes got a lot of talent i just dont like his eyeliner and makeup!
Z: so????
I: what IS wrong with guys and eyeliner???
A: hey zeeria, im reading about you. youve been in detention a lot.
J: youre not writing! everybodys talking but your not writing!
A: this is ur mission, should you choose it or not
Z: phhssshshshss noooooo!
Z: okay..so..i need to printthis out...no i dont need color....
I: she doesnt know where the printer is!!!
Z: its in the lab, right?
I: they both are

Death Note

Z: well, i just learned about Death Note today

I: my head itched!

Z: nice...yes that has SO much to do with this conversation!

I: well its what i said?

Z:Porka? what the heck?

I: what did you just say?

Z: no thats not how you spell it look

I:oh... poooorrrkah

Z: do you even put anything in this?

I: no

Z: well you should its prettyprettyprettypretty

I: yes because my bag is so pretty

Z: j wants war, shell have it

*theme music*

FYI

Ok. Just thought i'd say this....you would be correct in saying that we live in Italy. This is true. J is utterly insane and there is a giant unknown fish living in the lake out back. I inherited a mansion from my Uncle Teri. yes i know that's not an Italian name but hey...nobody's perfect.... Anyways, the mansion is somewhere in the Italian countryside not too far from Volterra, which is where Alice goes to school.
J: UD? what is ud?
Z: not asking
J: i'll just read some of these...airplanes! ah some of the gadgets...lol...im SO gonna put this game on here for u I! its a new game for you to play with
I: what is it?? I WANNA PLAY!!! (repeat 18x) its night of 1000 zombies!!! whatever the heck that is...
I: you gonna put it on yet???????
J: yes just a second i haven't saved it yet..NOW you can do it
Z: this isn't gonna end well...

UHH......

J: my name was created by shakespeare and shakespear's birthday is on my birthday
A: TYPE IN BRENNAN
I: J is on a pregnancy care center!
A: J!!
I: J what have you not told us?
J: gosh they can't write right
*I has spazzing coughing fit*
A: type in Honora
A: they don't have it! do they have Xander?
J: it's greek
A: what is that? what is Adam 12?
J: its that
J: that's his name martin martin martin
J: kent kent kent kent
J: wikipedia wikipedia wikipedia
A: barbie!
J: see? come here!
I: CARRRRLLLL!!!!!! WHY DID YOU EAT HIS HANDS???
A: my aunt, when she had her twins, she decided the first one would be tera and the second one would be teri
A: zero looks yummy KILL BUTTON!!!!!!
I: okay...
J: see look look look come here
A: im up!
J: Kent frederick Ives, my cousin, got on the deans list!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kent McCord and Martin Milner, google them!
I:afjklmfugioafnajioarnlfnjlfaiofdsa
A: guess what i had for breakfast!
J: food
A: guess!
I: soemthine sugary
A: no. its a type of meat
A; what is hamburger made of? what did we decide yesterday? hamburgers not made of ham, its made of pork!
I: its the same thing
A: no its not theres a difference
I: j would you like to hear our conversation now?
J: no
A: pooorkah
I: you no u can stop that
J: no i cant its an advertisment
A: no no no no no!
J: i probably need to look over that thingy
I: Mahlyenki Dyavhol!
J: hey! what? they switched the lyrics! karl, karl karl karl!
I: what are you even looking up?
J: i dunno
A: scares the crasp outta me
I: they say those teenagers scare the living crasp outta me

I LOVE POTATOES

J: kiwis r for pottoes
a; no theyr not....butter is for kiwis...she duznt know anything....
I: y8umtivh5jy5eifrt
A; wut duzit say? y divgit du um givt g evert
I: wht was that???
I: come on J say something! take part in our stupid conversation
J: whats our blog adress thing???
A: i no dsher and dancer nd prancer and vixen comet cupid donner and blitzen but do u no th most famous raindeer of all j??? i dont think so its rudolph!
J: did u seriously put that?
A: yeppppahhhhh
J: wow
A: yuppaaaa
J: blogger.com
I: *typing furiously*
A: i am this person and we need a picture cuz i cant say his name what is it?
I: demonio
A: demonio? thats weird i think im just gonna call u ruffles it works...im rufles
J: a i think somebody changed it....let me see...we really need a new pic i had long hair...forward...
A: do a potato!
: u realy need a potato it would look so cool....WHY M I THE MAIN PART OF THIS CONVERSTION?????
I: im typing
A: talk
I:ur scary
A: thank u..tht makes me so hppy
I:i had a dream that i was in prisn for my brithday next week
A: i lovet this story! i lovet this story...
I: yes
*yelling at random kid* I HAD DREAM I WAS IN PRISON FOR MY BIRTHDAY!!!!!
A: and i was there for sneaking into the pentagon!! hi
J: shwonk im taking u off my buddy list!
A: it goes with a grfield comic
J: come here u have to come uz of pictures
I: wht gosh!!!! there like lava lamps
A: we need llama lamps
I: beads for my door jagger cant eat
A:u just lkike jagged my hip
A: we need llama lamps
J: then she sent u nother one...
J: guys i have 246 in my trash
A*tries to lick I*
I: im scared now
J: guys i have 246 in my trash isnt that sad??
A: who is this potatoes you speak of? do i no him?
I: j is in love with a guy named potatoes!
J: what? potatoes? u culd t least give him a better name...
A: u admit it!
J: of course i admit it
I: Y???
J: becsue now lets find him a better nme
A: im ruffles
I: his name is Igor!
J: his nme is not igor! theres no X .............. make him Dmitri
I: like the Volturi Dmitri?
A: AHAHAHAhA!
J; no
A: think of my sister her name means graceful
.......o.O

PREPS!!!

These preps at school are going to be in serious pain one day because me & incognito are going to beat them up.

sorry i know that's a weird begging but i had a bad day. i was in gym class and these 4 preps are sitting here and talking about how I'M immature. they through a ball at me and called me immature when i wouldn't go pick it up. if you ever hung out with me you would know how ridicules this is. this is like what they said:
preps:Go get that ball
me: no you get off your lazy but and do it yourself
preps: your so immiture
me: I'm immiture
friend: at least I can pass a grade
preps: what are you 5?
friend: yes. yes i am
preps: *point at me* you look 5
me: *friend holding me back* I look 5 *preps are wearing a 5 years olds clothes there shorts are so small*
preps: what does that mean?
me: look down
preps: wipe that expression off your face
me: you
preps: i don't have an ezpression on my face
me:exactly
Preps *compleatly confused* whatever *walks away*

Anyways you can see why I totally hate them. they need to die a slow and painful death one day. anyways during this whole thing my friend was holding me back. i won't mention any names but i'm sure you could guess if you go to tms. AGHHH..... one day thay will die and we shall laugh at there funerals. till then......................................... DON'T EVER INSULT ME!! EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DASHBOARD!!!!

Z: i feel scared
I: ??
Z: so...many...small....children....
I: it was ur idea to bring the laptop and cum here
Z: well it wus ur idea to agree with me
I:.........................
Z:all natural cheez has no difference between not natural cheez, theres no difference!! what, are the cows not fed grass? are the fed plastic? makes no diff to me...
I: u wuld feed cows plastic???
Z: thats y u dont own a farm
I: yes i do
Z: do not
I: ya huh
Z:nu uh
I: YEAH HUH
Z: *sticks tongue out*
I: everyone knows werewolves r real
Z: just like dragons and frilled lizards
I: but frilled lizards are real in the known world of science
Z: exactly.
~we are remorseful if we affronted anyone with our nonsense. But that's that. I have a dream, and this is a free country! Just because we don't have a president doesn't mean that we are oppressed. So um...what do we write now? Uh...an eye for an eye makes the whole world blind! ITS TRUE!!! WORKED FOR GHANDI!!!~
I:anyways.....
Z:sigh...what exactlyis num lock?
I: u no.,.its that key....
2121212
(explains to Z)
Z: oooooooooooh
I: yes
Z: we have like 5 minutes before the vampires kick us out....
I: JUST BECAUSE WERE DIFFERENT!
Z: yes.

Hey Guys!
I want to say hi to Julie and tell her that i want her to call and talk sometime.

- Jessica

Review of Nocturnal

Okay, first....when did yu write this??? i have NO recolletion of this!!?? 2, yu may luv luxury cars but you will NEVER own one....at least not any time soon. Any way, Incognito is looking at pics of fish at the mo so she's not really much of a help with this......how bout' you Alice?

Alice: I for one thinks that the luxury cars are AWESOME!!
me: what kind is your fav?
alice: hold on...

This is Incognito and Zeeria in action (for this I will just use the first letter of there names):
I: sea cucumber!
Z: I dare you to type it in
I: i will hang on
Z: o yah! i did it!
I: SORRY!
Z: tales of the cryptids! interesting..kentucky cryptids!
I: KFC!
Z:*gasp* is that choclate? o no its not never mind..thats not a cryptid! incredible cryptids...what is that? AH NO THATS NASTY!! its a mongolian death worm.....
I: o ya i saw that
Z: o thats awsum! its like PSHAAAUUCCHAA! its an owl and its like all puffed out! bananas...wait how do u spell bananas?? bannnas.....
(its a huge pile of bananas in a street)
Z: ohhh banana head! its pretty
I: thats disturbing...
Z: theyr not real bananas
I: what the heck?
Z:GASP thats a lot of bananas! the art of amazement blog
A: flower power
Z: dedicated to the...oh....nuthing fun.... *types flower power*
Z: eweww its like 60s...GASP its pretty! factualism...i have no idea wut tht is! OOOOH!! its like a van!!!!!
I: its a hippy van
Z: this van is better
Z: gift monger .com *types in taco smoothie* something came up!
A: taco smoothie!!
Z: taco smoothie....i wuldnt eat that....
A: ew whats that its green!
Z: babaloo! its blue!..thats not what i think of! ooo its pretty!
I: is that a casino?
Z: yes
A: babaloo beach
Z: save our souls lunch party
A: theres a babaloo beach?
Z: apparently
A: thats not weird
Z: hyper heart!
.........
Z: ARE U SERIOUS>??????
A: it exists!!!!
I: i thught u said that makes sense...
....o.O
A: we found something cool...
I: nice

I'm having anger management issues...

so, i'm in an exceedingly bad mood. i don't know why. so don't ask. all i know is that if i start ranting and raving like this i'll feel better and hopefully not murder anyone.

things i hate (sorry Z, i know i'm stealing it, but gimme a break for a day)

1. rap (if i get any comments from people telling me i suck and have no taste in music, i'm deleting it. immediately. because i have admin rights. so BURN RAPPERS)
2. people that tell me i suck because of the music i like. i think you could figure that one out for yourself, but i'm saying it anyways. i mean, really. just let people figure things out on their own. if someone likes Tokio Hotel, for example, what's the point in picking on them? if the music is good, i think that's all that matters.
3. people that can't understand what i just said.
4. people that are still ranting and raving about what i just said if they understood it.
5. people that try to tell me what to do when they have no right to.
6. people that deny my right to eat more than 1 slice of pizza.
7. when i'm at the mall and some random person turns to their preppy friends, points at me, and starts giggling. seriously. i'm different. get over it.
8. people that can't learn to coexist peacefully with everything else. so what if someone believes something other than you? that doesn't give you a right to go in and beat them up or try to make them believe what you do. just leave them be.
9. people that won't shut up when told to. because if you don't, Alice and i will come and beat you up.
10. those stupid forwards you get saying that if you don't send it on something horrible will happen to you (ex: i once got a forward that said if i didn't send it to 20 people a ghost named Teddy would appear above my bed that night (and it was Christmas too) and kill me in my sleep. i deleted it. nothing happened.)
11. people that annoy me.
12. people that tell you not to follow your dreams and try to make you do what they want you to.
that's all i have for now.

Only in America...

...so my friend emailed me this. i was born in the US...but i live in Italy now, trust me...so i know exactly what this is talking about...

Only in America ......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

Only in America ......do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.

Only in America ......do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

Only in America ......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

Only in America ......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.

Only in America ......do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.

Only in America ......do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.

more quotes

sorry i haven't posted any in a few days so i'll post more than usual...i've been busy playing soccer/football (depending on where exactly you are in the world...i am personally in favor of calling it football...i mean, really, come on! it makes so much more sense.) with the man-eating plants in the garden and pretty much any cryptid that will put up with me--yo, Bloop! *Bloop hides*...Mokele Mbembe?? SOMEBODY??



“I’m in no condition to drive…wait, I shouldn’t listen to myself, I’m drunk!”

A word to the wise ain’t necessary…it’s the stupid ones that need advice.

Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

"I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals."

"To cease smoking is the easiest thing. I ought to know. I've done it a thousand times."

"The direct use of force is such a poor solution to any problem it is generally employed only by small children and large nations."
"What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic."

"I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants."

If at first you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you.

Crazy is a relative term in my family!

Procrastinate now, don’t put it off.

All trespassers will be shot on sight. All survivors will then be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law. Have a nice day!

OK, so what's the speed of dark?

Drive carefully; 90% of people are accidents.

CLEVERLY DISGUISED AS A RESPONSIBLE ADULT.

I do whatever my Rice Krispies tell me to.

Remember Folks: Stop Lights Timed For 35 mph Are Also Timed For 70 mph.

Normal people worry me.

You say physco like it's a bad thing.

I'm an angel, honest! The horns are just there to keep the halo straight.

I love him, O yes I do,He's for me, not for you,And if by chance you take my place,I'll take my fist and smash your face!

Save the Earth, it's the only planet with Chocolate.

Buckle up... it makes it harder for the aliens to suck you out of your car

There are 2 types of pedestrians, the quick and the dead.

There are 3 kinds of people in this world: those who can count and those who can’t.

A Day without Sunshine Is Like, You Know, Night

A nuclear war can ruin your whole day.

Another brilliant mind ruined by higher education.

Bad cop!!—no donut!

Be nice; society already sucks.

Be nice to your kids; they pick out your nursing home.

DARE to keep cops off donuts.

Death is life’s way of telling you you’re fired.

DUE TO BUDGET CUTS, LIGHT AT END OF TUNNEL WILL BE OUT.

Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.

(This was a bumper sticker) GOT GOTH?

Guns don't kill people. Postal workers do.

Gravity is a myth. The Earth sucks.

He’s Not Dead, He’s Electroencephalographically-Challenged

Honk if you love boy bands - then drive into a tree.

I tried being normal once…I didn’t like it.

I’m a palm reader: gasp! You’re going to die but you’ll live through it.

GEEKS UNITE TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD!

"Lisa, vampires are make-believe, like elves, gremlins, and Eskimos."

"Oh, Lisa, you and your stories! ‘Bart is a Vampire' ... 'Beer kills off brain cells' ... Now lets go back... to... that building... where bed and TV... is."

"Fear can sometimes be a useful emotion. For instance, let's say you're an astronaut on the moon and you fear that your partner has been turned into Dracula. The next time he goes out for the moon pieces, wham! you just slam the door behind him and blast off. He might call you on the radio and say he's not Dracula, but you just say, 'Think again, bat man.' "

FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
REAL FRIENDS: are the reasons you have no food.

FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr / Mrs
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD / MOM

FAKE FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry
REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you

FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it's yours

FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you
REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you

FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you

FAKE FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say 'I'M HOME!'

FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile
REAL FRI ENDS: Are for life

FAKE FRIENDS: Will talk bad to the person who talks bad about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will knock the person out that talked bad about you

If you were killed today, I'm sorry I wouldn't be able to come to your funeral, because I'd be in jail for killing the person who did it.

Never play leap frog with a unicorn.

Sticks and stones may break my—HOLY CRAP HE HAS A GUN!!!!

The gap between dream and reality is making me crazy.

Randomness is the base of a conversation.

"Now, i want you all to start daydreaming. Yes, just pretend you're listening to my lecture. Yeah, that's the glazed expressions i want!"

We have enough youth; where’s the fountain of smart??

Me fail English? That’s unpossible!

Be careful I have dain bramage.

He broke her heart; she broke his X-box.

Who died and made YOU Darth Vader?

Boys are like lava lamps…pretty to look at, but not very bright.

Real girls arent [P][E][R][F][E][C][T]Perfect girls arent [R][E][A][L].

When you were BORN, everyone around you was smiling and you were crying. Make sure that when you DIE, everyone around you is crying and you are smiling.

We could learn a valuable lesson from crayons; some are sharp, while some are dull, some have weird names, and some are beautiful, but they all learn to live in the same box.

If Tylenol, Duct Tape, & a Band Aid can't fix it, you have a serious problem
True friends are like diamonds. When you scratch them, you can tell whether they are real or not.

Life will push you to the edge; become flexible. Life will test your skills, wits, and courage; be prepared. Life will throw lemons at you; have your lemonade stand ready. Life will send you on a rollercoaster; make sure your buckled in.

Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, professionals built the Titanic; an amateur built the ark.

"Sure there have been injuries and deaths in boxing - but none of them serious."

its always roses that are tied to love, why cant someone use an iguana, or something?

What happens if you get scared half to death twice? 1/2 + 1/2 = 1/1, well, I sure do know a lot of dead people

Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway

everyone in life has a purpose, even if its to serve as a BAD EXAMPLE

Clean laundry helps the confidence level, which helps the self image, which helps um, you win games, which makes you rich, which leads to greed, which leads to more money!!!, Which causes immense spending, which then triggers high anxiety, which causes a heart attack at the age of 31 and puts you in a coma for 10 years while you lose all of your money and you start at the beginning again!"

MY INTERVIEW

Hey y'll!! anyways...my friend Jack is here and he wants to say hi!

Me: so how are u?

Jack: good i guess

me: uhh...do yu have any pets?

jack: yes, two dogs, three cats

me: okay then, what's your fav sport?

Jack: i'd have to say baseball Z

Me: y is that?

Jack: i really have no clue...it just is

Me: Well, then have you ever played it?

Jack: yes...when i was younger..i don't really know exactly when

Me: do yu have siblings??

Jack: yah, one and she's annoying...

Me: what does she do to annoy u?

Jack: she makes me frustrated by turning off my playstation without my permission..

(he just realised i was writing this down.)

Jack: NO! i'm not saying anymore! i don't want this on here.......i'm gunna stop talking now..



any way...that was Jack..he lives down the street from me............in the huge mansion with the moat with Amazonian water.....yahh.....sigh

well peeps.... hm...not much i can say..except for this....blubber oddment and tweak....any one who can tell me what that is from (that does not write on this blog) is going to get to tell me what to write about next! (woooot!) anyway just comment on it or email me...kay?

More quotes

Ok. these quotes were by the members of MCR, A7X, and Green Day.

“If I ever wanted a lawn gnome, I guess I’d just stand out on my front lawn for a while….”

“I wish I had x-ray vision. Just so I could check out Syn’s package.”

“One of these days I’m just gonna get off this bus and I’m gonna run away into the woods and I’m never gonna come back, and when I come back I’ll be the knife master.”

“Hey…you over there…PINK!! PINK is the new black!!!”

“Goatasaurus Goat.”

“We beat up our bass player.”

“Psshhh, we all know that black is the new black…stupid French.”

“I wish I could be invisible so The Rev could never find me.”

“Johnny’s in space, The Rev’s in jail, Synyster’s in Germany, Shadows knocks down the walls, and I cure cancer then forget how I did it.”

“My biggest addictions have been chocolate cake, mashed potatoes, and butter sandwiches.”

“I want to be a vampire. They’re the coolest monsters.”

“People think we’re all rich vampires.”

“The world is less violent when people are using hula-hoops.”

“The band is metal in sense that we have a lot of metal in our instruments and there’s quite a lot of metal on my belt buckle as well.”

“We just have to watch Mikey and make sure he doesn’t put any more forks in the toaster.”

“I don’t see anything on it, all I see is shows. It’s always just MTV talking about how cool MTV is.”

“When some people talk to me, I can hardly wait for them to shut up. Like “Shut up! You’re a moron I have nothing to say to you.”

“Do you have a problem? I have a gun. I’ll shoot you. No problem.”

“Never run in the rain with your socks on.”

Randomness

jjkittycat21 fav quote

Ecclesiastes 3:1-8

A time for everything

1) Everything that happens in the word happens at the time God chosses.
2) He sets the time for birth and the time for death,
the time for planting and the time for pulling up,
3) the time for killing and the time for healing,
the time for tearing down and the time for building.
4) He sets the time for sorrow and the time for joy,
the time for mourning and the time for dancing,
5) the time for making love and the time for not making love,
the time for kissing and the time for not kissing.
6) He sets the time for finding and the time for losing,
the time for saving and the time for throwing away,
7) the time for tearing and the time for mending,
the time for silence and the time for talk.
8) He sets the time for love and the time for hate,
the time for war and the time for peace.

This is my verses that I have adopted as mine from the Bible.I love all of you and i will continue to pray for each and everyone of you.

In Christ's name,
jjkittycat21

what's your fav quote....Zeeria

More quotes

i said i would post a list of the greatest quotes ever...i don't know where a lot of them came from...sorry.

"There's nothing wrong with being a loser; it just depends on how good you are at it." --Billie Joe Armstrong

"it's fun until someone gets hurt--then it's just hilarious."
"I sound like an Englishman inmpersonating an American impersonating an Englishman."
"All of my religious beliefs are based on Star Wars."
"I don't understand what you just said, so i'll just talk about chickens...."
"The man who smiles when things go wrong has just thought of someone to blame it on."
"Never take life seriously. No one gets out of it alive anyways."
"Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work hard for it. Now be quiet, they're about to announce the winning lottery numbers!" --Homer Simpson
"You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson here is 'never try'."
"When i was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action; they rented out my room."
"The only reason people get lost in throught is because it's unfamiliar territory."
"Duct tape is like the force. It has a dark side, a light side, and it holds the world together."
"Everyone has a phtographic memory; some just don't have the film."
"There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot."
"There are some things worse than death; have you ever spent the night with an insurance salseman?"
"The statistics on sanity is that one out of every four Americans is suffering from a mental illness. Look at your three friends. if they're ok, then it's you."
"If it weren't for electricity, we'd all be watching TV by candlelight."
"I know that you believe you understand what you think i said, but i'm not sure you realize what you heard is not what i meant."
"I am so clever sometimes i don't understand a word i'm saying."

Favorite Quote

This is my favorite quote...I'm sorry, I REALLY don't know where this came from...I just found it on the internet one day. Stay alert because soon I'll put an ENTIRE list of great quotes on here that i found in my boredom....

"Aren't you supposed to thank the person that saved you?"
"Pssh, yeah right. For all i know you gave me some narcotic drug and are now waiting for me to pass out so you can chop me up into tiny pieces and sell me on the black market to cow hoarders in Denmark who will use them to process their flamingo cows but you'll die a slow and tragic death because the money they paid you with was laced with peppers which you happen to be allergic to."

So what's your favorite quote, jjkittcat21??????

Z's Conjecture

Hey this is Zeeria here. you are reading Z's conjecture...this is where I list all the things that i think are wrong with the world.......for one...CHILLER!! that channel is NOT scary..really. For two...why are people afraid of snakes?? they are AWESOME! they have the most LOVERLY eyebrows!! don't yu think????? annnnndddcdd......(if you hadn't noticed by now i am REALLY hyper..) oh and Incognito is choking on air at the moment.......great right? spit and air together are a deadly mix......................it's true..! 6th grade editor has recently knocked a tree over in our library in a fit of rage...oh and for those that don't know..we live in Greenville Maine, Italy. yes that's right and we live in a HUGE mansion with a moat..with alligators.....and the water is imported form the Amazon.........really. But i digress.

any way i think i'll just give you a list of things that tick me off...

1) Robert Pattinson fans ....honestly..he's not that great

2) Aeropostale...i mean really! who can pronounce that name???

3) pink paper flowers.....no explanation needed

4) carrot cake....i don't care if it's healthy...veggies and desert together is NOT a good idea...

5) *from Incognito* when you see THREE generations of haters in Sam's Club and they start laughing at you for being a quiet and well-behaved emo kid that did nothing to anyone....

well then.....not that i disagree..but..???

6) anyway.....people that say "like" every other word..i think this is something that anyone that can relate to......

7) inside jokes that make no sense

8) people that say MCR is emo...

9) taking two minutes to shelve a book

10) americans in general.....(jk..just the really oblivious ones..)

11) security guards that don't pay attention......okay every day i get dropped off at school by my dad and we sit in the parking lot for about 20 min, we own a jeep Commander with tinted widows and it' s dark blue..(basically it looks like a freakin secret service car) and we stare at the school for 20 MINUTES!! and the security guard never notices.....i mean really! we culd be terrorists or something! what if we tried to kidnap a student??? it'd all be his fault wouldn't it??? YES it wuld..!! back to the list.......

12) High School Musical. i mean really....i know it's a musical but it has no reality whatso ever...!!!

13) (my last one for today) when my parents make a desert for us to eat and then YELL at ME for eating it!! i mean come on! if a brownie is just sitting there on the counter what are yu gunna do? ignore it? NO! your going to eat it! DUH!!!

welll that's it i suppose......till next time!

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